The Dude

[Chorus:]Who is itThat walks the street with all the action?(It's The Dude)Who is itThat always gets a hot reaction?(That's The Dude)[Verse 1]Don'tcha' go makin no mojo moves'Round The Dude(Don't try no funny bizness.)Don'tcha' be coppin no attitudeWith The Dude(Hey, hey, here comes The Dude)[The Dude Speaks:]Hey everybody in the neighborhood,The beauty's on duty, better hear me goodSister E-flat tomato, Brother B-flat balloon,Somethin' funky's goin' down, better listen to my tuneI graduated from the college of the streetI got a P.H.D. in how to make ends meetInflation in the nation don't bother me,'Cause I'm a scholar with a dollarYou can plainly see[Bridge:]He's a winner 'cause it's in his bloodAin't nobody whose out there like himAny corner in the neighborhood,That's the place that you'll always find himSoft talkin' with a rap so sweet,(He does it good)Ladies call him The Candy Rapper(They want his love.)He's the only one that's really cool(He's really cool)That's the reason why he's The Dude[Chorus:]Who is itThat ain't got time for foolish talkin'?(It's The Dude)Who is itThat looks so clean you can't ignore him(That's The Dude)[Verse 2]Don'tcha' go mess withHis walkin' stick— not The Dude(Don't try no funny bizness)Don't you double-cross himHe's super slick— He's The Dude(Hey, hey, here come The Dude)[The Dude Speaks Again:]I'm a stone cold taker,I'm a piggy bank shaker,An' I don't waste my time talkin' trashSo if you go to my school,You gotta learn this rule —Don't let your mouth write a checkThat your body can't cashIf you never had it,Don't pay it no mindI know you're gonna get it,If you take a little timeTake a piece from the East,A piece from the West,Put it where it feels good —Let The Dude do the rest[Chant:]See him steppin' down the streetNo forgettin', he's The DudeSee him steppin' down the streetNo forgettin', he's The Dude[Repeat Verse 1][Bridge to fade]