Be My Alibi

A life of crimes not easy, sometimes you need some helpSomeone to share the risks with, and to help you spend the wealthSome one to run the shredder, or to help you dig a holeBut lying on the witness stand's the most important roleShow me that you love me trueYou know I can't help what I doYou know I'd do the same for youBe my alibi!Where was I on the fifth of May?I was here with you all dayTell the pigs to go awayBe my alibi!When I come home at night With blood up to my elbows,Skin beneath my fingernails, and brains stuck to my toes,Let's get the story straight because the cops are on their wayJust sit tight, and listen, and I'll tell you what to say.Show me that you love me trueYou know I can't help what I doYou know I'd do the same for youBe my alibi!Where was I on the fifth of May?I was here with you all dayTell the pigs to go awayBe my alibi!Don't ask any question about the money in the closetYou'll get your share later just foget you ever saw itShare and share alike, that's the way it's gotta be,Even if it's gonna make you an accessoryShow me that you love me trueYou know I can't help what I doYou know I'd do the same for youBe my alibi!Where was I on the fifth of May?I was here with you all dayTell the pigs to go awayBe my alibi!I'm gonna be indicted for that last bank robberyYou've got to tell the jury that it really wasn't meJust remember what to say when you're on the standI'm sure that everything will go exactly like we planned