Beer Shits

Beer shits!! Beer shits!!Run to the crapper againWill it ever endI think I need DependsI think I've got the bendsBeer shits!! Beer shits!!Sliders coming through.Farting fiery goo.Spraying out my gutsThis morning really sucksBeer shits that's the pits!!My sphincter's shot to hellBeer shits that's the pits!!I'm dying from the smellBeer shits that's the pits!!I'm puking out my assBeer shits that's the pits!!How long can this last?Drinking beer till dawnSomething's going wrongsquatting on the bowlFire in the hole!!Beer shits!The toilet's overloadedBeer shits!The septic tank explodedBeer shits!Castles and cheap beer.Beer shits!That combo should be fearedBeen drinking for two daysThe price it will be paidIntestines start to churnWill I ever learn?Drinkin beer till dawnSomething's going wrongsquatting on the bowlFire in the hole!!Beer shits!!