Crack

I've got a cracklab in my basementI'm a shining example of a junior acheivementCooking up drugs on my chemistry setTwenty-seven grand a week is what i get[Chorus:]I've got a cracklab in my basementPlease don't tell my mommy on meI've got a cracklab in my basementEvery kid needs a hobbyI'm the only kid on my block with an uziAll the other fourth graders are jealous of meI'll be a millionaire by the time I'm thirteenI'm a perfect example of an American dream[Repeat Chorus]My parents are dumb they'll never suspectAnd if they do I'll just tell em its a science fair projectMy cub scout troop does the distributionAnd I'm thinking of expanding into prostitution[Repeat Chorus][Bridge]You mix it up, You cook it downYou serve it up out on the playground