High Impact Camping

Load the Beerbuster in the truckWe're going camping don't give a fuckAbout the wildlife or the treesFuck the birds and fuck the beesGot a chainsaw to blaze the trailDDT to keep the bugs awayM-16's for hunting deerAnd a keg of Bud, the king of beers[Chorus:]Punk rock party in the great outdoorsLots of beer & drugs & whoresNothing could be more hard-coreThan camping with the Quincy PunxDiesel generator in the campTo run the stage lights and the ampsPlus bug zapper neon lightsAnd groupie sluts in fishnet tightsA gallon of gas to start the fireIt'll be some chipmunks funeral pyreWe'll shoot ones with our BB gunsAnd chop em up just for fun[Repeat Chorus]The campsites full of broken glassIf the rangers come we'll kick their assOur six-pack holders drown the ducksBut who really gives a fuckAt dawn we've left a blackened crater