Balderdashers

Listen You got reflux Cause you can't digest the knowledge That I'm feeding you But I'm pleading you To listen to my words Cause I'm leading you Listen to the nerds They exceeding you I know it's absurd But it's the truth When I'm in the booth I'm a wisdom sleuth You're a wisdom tooth In people's jaws Cause all you cause Is hurt You don't care about their comfort Or disconcert Whether they're an introvert Or extrovert You're just an alien bloodsucker A lunatic You make me sick You're a dick-prick And a sidekick Who's life's a slapstick To a sceptic You're brick thick And an ice pick Old nick On a broomstick Impolitic An oil slick To make the sea sick A crick Or flick Or kick Or slick trick On a chick A hick Who can't do arithmetic Just because you're blind to your Own actions it doesn't mean that others are What I find bizarre Is that you think that, we're on par When I'm bar far a tsar and star While you're a used cigar I mean I got emails in my inbox That I won't even respond to that can Change your whole life (Whole life, whole life) I got money and resources At my disposal that could, End all your strife (Strife, strife) They say I'm a new feeling I'm just a nuisance Your life consists of vice Like you Mike Pence Let me give you some advice At my expense Don't pretence Or condense Your personality Or commence Your intense defence When you take offence If I say you're a bullshitter A quitter A transmitter Of litter Like Trump's Twitter Take the disapprove And improve To prove That you've Tried to be a better person And not worsen You've become, a better version It's crazy how when you move the light Source you manipulate the shadows (Shadows) You better get off your high horse Or I guess you'll just plateau (Plateau) You can't justify A lie And try Deny Defy An ally Cause you're the bad guy Like Billie It's silly No Mandy Unlike candy You're sour You aint Got no Power To devour It's always someone else's, fault (Fault) You're never to blame (Never to blame) So full of salt (Salt) I can't play this game (I can't play this game) Don't waste my time While I'm in my prime I've wasted so much of it Listening to you quit Or your counterfeit Writ Or you just throw a fit But I've never heard you admit To shit Or commit a bit Or acquit To befit You always omit Your only passion is lying And crying You act like you're dying But there was a time when I'd had enough I called you're bluff That's when I freed myself (Self) I put you on the shelf (Shelf) Now that I'm free Stay away from me Keep the same energy When you see me win When they call out Quin Please don't shed your skin Or begin to grin I don't need your praise I've been alone for days Know this aint a phase If it pays Me to phrase My ways And amaze A craze And hopefully raise People from their dog days But back to the topic Cause I seem to frolic You always one up each other It could be you're brother Or mother But that doesn't matter If you can't flatter Your self-respect Just neglect The subject And aspect Of the object And project A perfect Defect No matter The effect As long as They detect It's correct You'll be able to Protect You're unchecked Intellect Something you'll never see Is two bullshitters agree