After The Show (Ode)

Yeah I'm a performer you know Shout out to the ladies This one's for the ladies man After the show Yeah Listen man If she a squirter Tell her to holla at me man I'm not afraid of no squirting man we like the squirters I mean I like the evidence to know that you enjoyed yourself you feel me But let a nigga know in advance no surprises You got to tell me, you know what I mean? Let a nigga know so I can Put a shower curtain under the sheet first or scotch guard the mattress or some shit Let a nigga know so I can hit it in the bathroom, you know what I mean You can't just be all squirting all willie nillie and fucking Blasting off like it's some kind of waterpark you can't just do that I mean I don't mind surprises but shit let nigga put some goggles on first A helmet or one of them Daft Punk helmets I don't know what the f*ck Just don't just splash off Plus that's more like an away game thing I just want to make that clear That's not a home game thing If you don't know the difference it's very simple Home is at your home and away game is out at her home Away games, you do whatever the f*ck you want But you ain't about to squirt all over my fuckin' bedroom There's no Febreze that can get that out In fact Febreze should have that in the commercial Have you turned nose blind to some of the smells in your room And should just have a big pussy just dripping and hanging Like Yo man was someone squirting in your fuckin' bedroom I don't know I don't smell shit. Like I said This one's for the ladies Just saying This one's for the ladies Yeah