Daddy

(We packin' Diamond Pistols) I changed my bio It says "Father," don't say "Daddy" All my friends will tip their caddies Whenever we finish up eighteen holes Game night is lit now Always make noise when I sit down That don't mean I don't spend dollars Whenever I go to Home Depot Yeah, let's get this show on the road Refund check, go to spend it on a boat (ahoy) Because I'd rather be fishin' Teeth is lookin' colder than the beer I'm sippin' (ice) I'll leave the decoratin' to my wife (yeah) But I'ma rearrange her insides (hahaha) Ha, the dad dick is no joke Shit hangin' like a panorama photo (ayy) I built a deck around the house and then I painted it Didn't like the kitchen so I renovated it After Johnny's little league, hit the local Applebee's Cleaned the plate and tell the waitress that I hated it (I hated it, ha) And when we at Target, I back in and park it (back in and park it) I stay in the whip and I check the stock market (check the stock market) I changed my bio It says "Father," don't say "Daddy" All my friends will tip their caddies Whenever we finish up eighteen holes Game night is lit now Always make noise when I sit down That don't mean I don't spend dollars Whenever I go to Home Depot F*ck, I got two jetskis in the garage Sleepin' with my wife and my dog named Ménage Got a career, baby, not a lil' job I say, "Get on your knees," I'm just talkin' 'bout God My wallet too fat, fuckin' with my back 'Bout ten credit cards, what you know about that? Every time I swipe, get a lil' kickback That dresser too heavy, daddy gonna lift that I love to play poker (poker) Lay pipe in some loafers (loafers) Whip you around like a chauffer (chauffer) I play with real guns, ain't no controller (controller) I'm on the Internet and they call me Daddy All this house work made me so chatty Power tools, oh, they make me savvy No, I haven't tried to f*ck the nanny I changed my bio It says "Father," don't say "Daddy" All my friends will tip their caddies Whenever we finish up eighteen holes Game night is lit now Always make noise when I sit down That don't mean I don't spend dollars Whenever I go to Home Depot