I Eat Money

Could you explain to the camera your... unusual diet Well, I'll put it into the best words that I can I eat money, I eat a lot of cash, ay I think it's yummy when I down it's a good day I eat money Pounds go to my thighs, ay TLC wants me on but I do not advertise, ay I eat money, I eat a lot of cash, ay I think it's yummy when I down it's a good day I eat money Pounds go to my thighs, ay TLC wants me on but I do not advertise, ay Y'all think this is funny, but wait yes it's really true I'm chowing down on money eating way more greens than you It's dirty and weird but only from your point of view I swallow all these pennies and I crunch some shiny quarters I'm cutting into 20s while explaining to reporters I just like to eat this stuff, it's not some weird disorder Yes while the coins are sometimes tough, I've got it all in order I'll eat pounds and I'll eat pesos, just like you would eat potatoes I'll eat yen and I'll eat euro, now and then with a side of mayo Down on a dollar, I snack on a rupee, the way I be snacking I'm rivaling Scooby I'm eating cheddar, but none of it cheese, it's cotton not paper I'm saving the trees Ay, yuh, I season it with clove, ay Dollar on the pan I let it sizzle on the stove, ay Yuh, salad with the caesar Throw it in the blender and I'm downing the whole liter Ay, yuh, melting down the nickels Popping back my quarters just like you would do your skittles Ay, yuh, and now I'm eating all my cash, when I find a penny I pick it up and throw it in the stash Because I I eat money, I eat a lot of cash, ay I think it's yummy when I down it's a good day I eat money Pounds go to my thighs, ay TLC wants me on but I do not advertise, ay I eat money, I eat a lot of cash, ay I think it's yummy when I down it's a good day I eat money Pounds go to my thighs, ay TLC wants me on but I do not advertise, ay Running out of money and my bank account is finna close All these cons of slamming cheddar gonna start to outweigh pros Cooking quesadilla using dollars as tortilla, but my eating college savings really ain't a good idea Popping back my quarters and bank account is gonna close Eating all this green means no more money on the Visa I'm getting sick of dollar smoothies soon I'll switch to eating Domino's And I don't mean pizza