Whip and Chain

She liked to dress up like a cat And I was the mouse that she would catch so now I'm feeling oh so bad Cause My buttcheeks are sitting on a billboard ad Bam! Pow! Zip! Zing! I'm finally free from that crazy fling I can breathe again, what a relief No more whips and chains, boy am I pleased She loved to be tied up with rope But now she's gone and left me hope She loved to play with whip and chain She left me alone with a bloody poostain Bam! Pow! Zip! Zing! I'm finally free from that crazy fling I can breathe again, what a relief No more whips and chains, boy am I pleased She walked in with a whip and a chain She said "Baby, it's time to play my game" I was caught off guard, but I played along But things got real when she pulled out her dong I thought I was tough, I thought I was strong Until I was forced to wear a thong She left me alone to write this song So next week, I'm going to blow her house to pieces (With a bomb)