Plan B

A Plan B and a large sweet tea cost $52.30 at the local Walgreens I got stood up last Friday night So I sat in the driveway and I drank all night Got to thinkin about them country roads And how I wish the dirt would take me home I loaded up the truck around 3am Didn't even bother calling none of my friends Got to swiping on tinder, hey look a match I better head to town to get some gas and A Plan B and a large sweet tea Costs $52.30 at the local Walgreens I'm going outta my goddamn mind Tryin to use ole Wheeler Walker like a pickup line And it's a hard life when you're living this way And my mama tells me I'm throwing it away I'm going outta my goddamn mind But at least I know I'm a hell of a time I met her in the parking lot of Taco Bell Little bigger than I thought but oh what the hell Like parking in a handicapped spot All that matters is that you don't get caught I washed my face in a rest stop sink Her tooth to tat ratio was leanin' towards the ink I probably should've laid a little off that shine But at least I know if I don't pull out in time there's A Plan B and a large sweet tea Costs $52.30 at the local Walgreens I'm going outta my goddamn mind Tryin to use ole Wheeler Walker like a pickup line And it's a hard life when you're living this way And my mama tells me I'm throwing it away I'm going outta my goddamn mind But at least I know I'm a hell of a time Well I wrecked my truck And my arm's a little fucked So I'm sitting in the lobby of an urgent care plus A long legged, tan, tatted nurse walked by And I think I'll let them scrub pants ruin my life She took me back into an exam room I shot my shot thought I missed and hit the moon That's when I noticed her number on my cast I swear to god boys, life is a blast when A Plan B and a large sweet tea Costs $52.30 at the local Walgreens I'm going outta my goddamn mind Tryin to use ole Wheeler Walker like a pickup line And it's a hard life when you're living this way And my mama tells me I'm throwing it away I'm going outta my goddamn mind But at least I know I'm a hell of a time Plan B, sweet tea