Don't Go There Too

If your baby asks you Does this dress make me look fat Tell me that you've got the sense Not to answer that Talk about a slippery slope Once that you begin There's no way of knowing Where it all might end So I'm not going there And if I were you I'd come along and join me brother And not go there too Now if your baby asks you Honey do you love my cat Tell me that you're smart enough Not to answer that Some things aren't worth saying You'll never get it right And if you do I guarantee There's gonna be a fight So I'm not going there And if I were you I'd come along and join me brother And not go there too Nobody is perfect Including you and me If you're living long enough Eventually you'll see Life is full of give and take And you will find it's true You're putting up with something But she's putting up with you So I'm not going there And if I were you I'd come along and join me brother And not go there too