Swedge Time

Oh captain, my captain Morgan's is clear I haven't been fasting Been downin' some beer I'm juicy with roofies Got you feelin loosey goosey Got my goggles on the ladies Cuz we're takin a trip down to Hades I'm Swedgin on the binge Puff, puff, pass take another hit Hold up, I gotta take a fuckin piss Oh no! It turned into a shit Gonna f*ck this ugly chick Then I'll chop off my own dick But shit happens when you're drinkin Let's go ahead and do it again Bud Light is tight And the Miller High Life Pour some shots of tequila Make me a fuckin margarita Monster with Jagermeister And I don't need a chaser I don't ever wanna be sober Until I have a hangover I'm Swedgin on the binge Puff, puff, pass take another hit Hold up, I gotta take a fuckin piss Oh no! It turned into a shit Gonna f*ck this ugly chick Then I'll chop off my own dick But shit happens when you're drinkin Let's go ahead and do it again I'm Swedgin on the binge Puff, puff, pass take another hit Hold up, I gotta take a fuckin piss Oh no! It turned into a shit Gonna f*ck this ugly chick Then I'll chop off all y'alls dick But shit happens when you're drinkin Let's go ahead and do it again