case of the almost mondays

Another case of the almost Mondays Living life in an endless replay Every Sunday waiting for the next day Woke up in the morning but Monday never came Punxsutawney Phil That rat doesn't pay my bills But he haunts me every sunrise As if shadow puppets kill Groundhog demon Little bitch always scheming Messes with my REM patterns While I'm dreaming I know he must be pulling strings In my brain as I sleep How did that rodent manage To rewrite the days of the week? He must be on that voodoo Using black magic Cause seven days without a Monday is Nothing short of tragic Another case of the almost Mondays Living life in an endless replay Every Sunday waiting for the next day Woke up in the morning but Monday never came Another case of the almost Mondays On a loop Another lap like the Daytona speedway Remix my life like a runaway DJ Needle jumped the record and skipped past Monday First of the weekdays Hit the transition Entering the turning point to Start the next mission Wake up every single morning Brimming with anticipation Inching ever closer To the day that brings me gratification Everybody is looking at me funny They say why do you want to go and start the work week anyway? They don't seem to get it They don't understand There is an order to the universe That begins on Monday fam Another case of the almost Mondays Living life in an endless replay Every Sunday waiting for the next day Woke up in the morning but Monday never came Another case of the almost Mondays On a loop Another lap like the Daytona speedway Remix my life like a runaway DJ Needle jumped the record and skipped past Monday Tuesday is bad news day My now I'm just confused day My stuck home with the blues day In the aftermath of Monday Wednesday is not so great My bad case of the bends day My put on my Depends day Feels like it never ends day Thursday is the worst day My spit and swear and curse day Friday isn't my day My murder, cheat, and lie day Saturday doesn't matter day My binge and get much fatter day Sunday is not a fun day Cause it's almost not quite Monday Another case of the almost Mondays Living life in an endless replay Every Sunday waiting for the next day Woke up in the morning but Monday never came Another case of the almost Mondays On a loop Another lap like the Daytona speedway Remix my life like a runaway DJ Needle jumped the record and skipped past Monday