Future Legends

Nietzsche the philosopher Looked at me and said There's nothing worth listening to Music is dead I said I know you're considered brilliant But with all due respect Make an appointment with Dr. Freud And get your head checked There's a plethora of talent But it's mostly undiscovered Look, I'll put together a playlist Of my favorite up-and-comers He said although I'm not a betting man Let's put it to a wager I won't be down with the bands you select Their species is endangered I said you're on, let's make it interesting If you dig the artists I'm picking You'll abandon your misguided theories On existentialism He held out his hand for shaking And exclaimed "bitch please" The bet is on, when I win you'll follow All my philosophies We'll review the list tomorrow At the best bierhaus in Liepzig You'll owe me a stein and apologize Then adopt all the views I theologize It was time for the perfect playlist The stakes were never higher So I assembled my favorite future stars To prove that Nietzche's a liar They're on the cusp of blowing up These future stars got next Just wind them up and let them go Down the yellow brick road of success Mark my words it's inevitable As their legends undoubtedly grow They're all gonna be notoriously BIG If you don't know, now you know Girlish is not too shabby With their smooth and sultry sound As I'm building the ultimate playlist I won't give them the run around Perdeezy and Big Dawg Moody On the go, always Evergreen Heaven Knows when I'm gone they'll always be on With their brilliance in words and between It won't be smoke and mirrors When he listens to Doublecamp He'll go from melancholoy and lonesome To happier, double amped When these dreamers convince him to wake up he'll find Confetti all over his bed Plus it's fitting they formed off a baseball bet Joe and Jordan from strangers to friends Gabe James aka Bae G Best kept secret in the industry With a flicker of magic up his sleeve He'll convince you just roll the dice on me Serenading the city of lost angels With intensity hard to exceed Plays guitar with so much passion It makes all his fingers bleed The reigning king of the basement Thy name be Ryan Woods Don't let that's he's such a bad texter reflect He'll always deliver the goods So move him out of the friend space Break the walls of doubt as a start Nietszche will learn the hard way There's no insurance for a broken heart They're on the cusp of blowing up These future stars got next Just wind them up and let them go Down the yellow brick road of success Mark my words it's inevitable As their legends undoubtedly grow They're all gonna be notoriously BIG If you don't know, now you know He'll be a geek for the days of the week When he listens to almost monday Their sunshine songs are a ray of light If music's a drug they're the gateway Dawson, Luke, and Cole in control Mashing bangers off-the-cuff Once he gets a taste of their greatness He'll realize that almost is never enough Octavio the Dweeb Is a Legend in the Making I'm Team Dweeb all the way everyday And founder of Dweeb Nation El Dweeb has talent that's off the charts The next big music sensation He'll cast his doubts to oblivion I'd wager my reputation As promised we met at the bierhaus And Nietszsche arrived with a smirk I uploaded songs to his headphones Thinking "I gotta beat this jerk" He was listening so intently As the bass shook his Solo Beats But he wouldn't move, did he feel the groove? It was like I was facing defeat After Nietzsche finished the playlist He told me I stand corrected Although I'm sitting down right now My mind is fully erected I must rethink the way I think My theories must be flawed If music can exist like this I know there must be a God They're on the cusp of blowing up These future stars got next Just wind them up and let them go Down the yellow brick road of success Mark my words it's inevitable As their legends undoubtedly grow They're all gonna be notoriously BIG If you don't know...now you know