Slow Clap

Netflix and chillin' with a movie, feeling groovy Maxing and relaxing - kind of soothing Putting on a classic flick from the 80's Perfect for the retro dudes and the ladies Here's the protagonist, looks like he's a dweeb Rolling with his crew where everyone's a freak Here's the antagonist, looking like a creep Picking on the losers, dweebs, freaks, and geeks There's the antagonist, on the attack Hitting on the love interest, hits him with a slap (smack) Suddenly the bad guy hits her right back (thwack) The two main characters get into a scrap Slow clap (slow clap, slow clap, slow clap) Slow clap (slow clap, slow clap, slow clap) Slow clap (slow clap, slow clap, slow clap) Slow clap (slow clap, slow clap, slow clap) Antagonists and nere-do-wellers decimate the scene Beating up the misfits, throttling the dweebs Launching all the good guys to the cheap seats Appetite for destruction, and they're here to eat The Battle Royale spills out into the streets Drilling all the freaks into the concrete It's a sound drubbing and it's weighted heavily Dominated strongly by the muscle-bound elite Here comes the montage filling in a gap Anticipate the plot and what is on tap Based on the flashback and the recap Going for the jugular, now the kneecaps Slow clap (slow clap, slow clap, slow clap) Slow clap (slow clap, slow clap, slow clap) Slow clap (slow clap, slow clap, slow clap) Slow clap (slow clap, slow clap, slow clap) It's a Webster Slaughter as the dweebs all bleed Salty taste of blood and it's really bittersweet But they muster up the strength now they're gonna dig deep As the tables start to turn and it happens suddenly Now the dweebs are pulverizing all their enemies Snatching out a victory from the hands of defeat The hero gets a chance to put the kingpin to sleep But he has a conscience and decides to show him mercy That was the heel turn, hope you didn't nap Now the script is flipped, and they're all like "oh snap" Didn't see it coming, now they're all like "oh crap" Respect from the enemy earns a slow clap Slow clap (slow clap, slow clap, slow clap) Slow clap (slow clap, slow clap, slow clap) Slow clap (slow clap, slow clap, slow clap) Slow clap (slow clap, slow clap, slow clap)