Sticky Hippo

Sticky hippo Gotta get a grip though Lack of suction Is your major malfunction You got pizzazz You got gumption You're like smooth jazz At a punk rock luncheon At least that's something Better than nothing Like a blueberry muffin That is not for consumption On my way to Metuchen Heading to a function Better listen up son No interruptions Sticky situation Caught in a curmudgeon Medieval vacation Send em to the dungeon Ready for dismemberment Ready to be bludgeoned No one will remember When we reach the next junction Cast a gaze as you stare Down the barrel of my stun gun Blinded by the flash Like you're staring at the sun, son Now you're order's up Gonna serve your Cinnabon hun Imma count to ten Then we're going on a fun run Sticky hippo Sticky pollo loco Sticky icky icky Sticky with the flow yo Sticky like J-Lo Sticky like Flo Jo Tricky like DMC Ricky like the Steamboat Sticky hippo In a squad like flip mode He don't give a sh*t no Gonna drop a sh*tload Maybe just a pant load Hippos don't where pants tho Only cause they can't, no Ask me why - you don't know No opposable thumbs so They can't pull them up bro That would be a sh*t show Like that one in Soho Gettin' on that speed skate Like Apollo Ohno F*ckin' up some Beatles Just like Yoko Ono Scooby's all like ruh-roh Nevermore like Allen Poe Better call the po-po Pupu platter but to go-tho Pick me up some Ho-Ho's No - some Funny Bones, yo Keep it on the Skee-Lo I wish I knew like Bo Knows Grab some mo Doritos No, that bag is not yose Crunchy locos tacos For all of my muchachos Gotta have some guac bro For all my wacky molies Got some brass cohones To finish those frijoles Sticky hippo Sticky like Koko Sticky like Mickey Sticky with the promo Sticky like Romo Rivers like Cuomo Sticky like my big toe Whiskey a Go-Go Sticky hippopotamus On a double decker bus Sounds a little dangerous Like a line from Busta Bust Know it seems preposterous Makes you wanna scream and cuss Always call him in the clutch Waiting on that Double Dutch Sticky hippo Cryptic like crypto Good from the get-go No more regrets tho Hunter like Renfrow I can see your soul glow Dude is a cheat code Coo-coo like cocoa Caught up in that Star Wars Down with Han Solo I walk alone bro Like Billie Joe yo Hippo straight trippin' Off that Harrison Ford tho Grip on his whip like Indiana Jones tho Swiftly now Hippo Row row row your boat go Kick it into high gear Now it's in turbo Better than average Better than so-so Like Johan Santana When he threw that no-no Sticky hippo Sticky is a no-no Sticky like Fitty Cent Sticky on the Go Pro Sticky like Fro-Yo Tricky like FOMO Sticky like BOGO Don't act like you don't know know Sticky hippo