The Ruby of the Sea Is the Best Lay Ever (A Critical Role Inspired Sea Shanty)

Oh I've weathered deadly storms Sailing on the Ozmit Seas I've battled mighty waves And I've felt the ocean breeze The fondest of me mem'ries Will always be of thee Oh the Ruby of the Sea is the best lay ever Oh her hooves are tough as nails And her horns are smooth as ice Her tongue is like a feather And her tail grips you tight Lucky be the one who can afford her pricey fee Cause the Ruby of the Sea is the best lay ever The Ruby of the Sea is the best lay ever Oh I paid her and I loved her Till I near forget my name She took my gold and closed her robe And promised me she came She took more than me manhood I'll never be the same Cause the Ruby of the Sea is the best lay ever The Ruby of the Sea is the best lay ever Cause the Ruby of the Sea is the best lay ever HEY