King of the Pissheads

He's more insecure than a truck stop shitter My man loves his piss and he's never been a quitter With a pint or five, yeah, he's feelin' alright They say he learned to sink piss when he went up the mines They don't even card him at the Uni bar Everyone can see he's a sad old fart Who can't let go of his glory days past That eighteen year old sure turned thirty-one fast He should be king of nothing But he's the King of the Pissheads And his mates all want you dead He's the King of the Pissheads And he's never going to bed (Oi! Oi!) He slaps his girlfriend on the arse He doesn't pay by cash or card Somehow that fucker still gets drunk too fast He's got no money, got no class With a jug and a jar, man, he's gonna go far You don't know whether you should run or laugh With a stain on his shirt and a dirty mustache You can't even tell if it's liquor or barf He should be king of nothing But he's the King of the Pissheads And his mates all want you dead He's the King of the Pissheads And he's never going to bed (Oi! Oi!) Cause he's the King of the Pissheads Pour a beer on his head (on his head!) He's the King of the Pissheads Is he passed out? Or is he dead? Old mate gets shifty, dosed up on Bacardi Young girls all run when he rocks up to the party Watch out though mate, he's got eyes on your auntie She knows how to pick 'em, her old man's in prison (Whoa!) Is it a bug or a feature? A tryst or a fixture? All you know is mum says he's coming round at Easter He's the nicest dinner guest kicked out of every RSL Just go to hell Just go to hell He should be king of nothing But he's the King of the Pissheads And his mates all want you dead He's the King of the Pissheads And he's never going to bed (Oi! Oi!) Cause he's the King of the Pissheads Pour a beer on his head (on his head!) He's the King of the Pissheads Is he passed out? Or is he dead?