(These Are My) Toys

I had a Spider-Man action figure And his legs were a little disfigured So I asked my dad to do emergency surgery His head was on backwards and it had me kinda worried I wish that we could stay together But I grew up and nothing lasts forever I know that certain things are hard to change But I wish my name was Mary Jane Call it crazy but I'm thinking that lately He's been talking to that girl Gwen Stacy And Stan Lee you'd better believe I'd break her neck if he cheated on me These are my toys These are my toys These are my toys (These are my toys) These are my toys (These are my toys) These are my toys (These are my toys) These are my toys (These are my toys) One through thirteen might as well have been a dream When you're born and raised on a TV screen I would talk to myself but I wasn't even listenin' And then I needed you and you needed fixin' And in spite of everything you've put me through For an unknown reason I'm still in love you You're the kinda girl that was born to keep a schedule I guess no one told you that suffering is optional And while I try to put our pieces back together You say I gotta grow up and that you won't do this forever But quit your complaining your training's almost done And I know it's draining but at least I'm having fun cause These are my toys (These are my toys) (These are my toys) These are my toys These are my toys (These are my toys) (These are my toys) These are my toys (These are my toys) (These are my toys) These are my toys (These are my toys) (These are my toys) These are my toys (These are my toys) (These are my toys) These are my toys (These are my toys) (And I am their's) These are my toys (These are my toys) (These are my toys) These are my toys These are my toys (These are my toys) (These are my toys) These are my toys (These are my toys) (These are my toys) These are my toys (These are my toys) (These are my toys) These are my toys (These are my toys) (These are my toys) These are my toys (These are my toys) (And I am their's)