The Whole Dam Show (feat. Fidelity Radio)

Hard stuck, but I'm getting pretty good If being lazy was a sport Id be Tiger woods. PGA, but I'll keep it PG though I don't wanna go far with what I show Well, I'm the whole dam show Mr. Monday night and I want to make it known I'm an asshole, but you're even worse. Talk about your problems and I'm stunning all my worth It's about damn time that I make it all about me Talk about myself like I just won the lottery Hard pass if I say so myself I feel guilty when I take about your wealth working on catching your eye through the late night, I wonder when I feel like less, less the time Rob Van Dam, but I never build a muscle Rab Van Dam, just give me a little practice Perfect pitch, but I never seen pitch perfect Filthy rich as if my dad was just some architect So build me up, then break me down Keep my face on file when I'm not around Yeah, At my peak like 2009 Kurt Angle I'll break your neck wearing silly fits with bangles but youve peaked in some really sloppy sandals. Theyre too silly take them back to the carnival I'm Phil Alfonso, and I'm the man who closes right down the middle And this is Mr. Monday Night, Rob Van Dam Everybody already knows who I am, that's why they've tuned in I'm Rob Van Dam, the world television champion, the whole dam show The people tonight paid to watch me kick Chris Candido's ass Working on catching your eye through the late night I wonder when I feel like less, less the time Rob Van Dam, but I never built a muscle Rob Van Dam, just give me a little practice working on catching your eye through the late night I wonder when I feel like less, less the time Rob Van Dam, but I never build a muscle Rob Van Dam just give me a little practice I sleep in a racing car.