Outdoor Lover (REI Song)

I'm in REI All the boys are hot They're all pitching tents In this camper's cot I need experience I seek adventure A boy who's good with knots A rock hard Co-op member Small shoes Big feet I hear climbers pack Freeze-dried meat Belay me in my harness Until your pulley goes click I've got a tiny screw lock carabiner You can flick Smartwool Goretex Non-slip Arc'teryx Hydroflask Camelback Thermalware Patagonia fanny pack Marmot Oakleys Vibram Burt's bees Pocket guide To the Catskills We can rent a car Maybe you could be my Camper Climber Cyclist Diver Bear attack survivor Outdoor lover Skiir Hiker Horseback rider Leave no trace When you break my heart Meet you in REI Hot boy home base No scabs (A.C.A.B.) unionize our workplace We can start a fire There's coffee to brew Then we'll check for ticks In your Subaru Zip the tent up Hit third base camp Go down under with a Biolite Headlamp After we hit the slopes We can chill and When we warm up you can Ski down my black diamond Bunny hills Hot hands Bear spray Raybans After bite Flare gun Doctor Bronner's 18 in one Heattech Turtleneck Go pro hero stays on During sex Bmx bike Down a mountain On your handlebars Maybe you could be my Camper Climber Cyclist Diver bear attack survivor Outdoor lover Skiir Hiker Horseback rider Leave no trace When you break my heart