Ukulele Song

Here's my first and only ukulele written song I can promise you I'm gonna sing it wrong If I played it only for my mother If I played it on only for my kin They would say to me you're such a bother They would say quite honestly it's shit Here's my first and only ukulele Written song I can promise you that I won't carry on for very long Please don't tell me that this song is awesome Please don't tell me it stuck in your head If you do then I'll be very sorry Sorry 'cause you're wishing you were dead Here's my first and only ukulele song I can tell from here that it won't stay that way for very long As I sip this melancholy coffee You could say it's giving me a hunch Think that I'll go on to have another One more coffee song before I brunch Here's my first and only ukulele song I've been singing this damn song all the day-long 10:00 p.m. and still I'm drinking coffee Though within an hour I must sleep 3:00 a.m, I lie awake and wonder What's chord I play here, is it G? Is it C? Oh! there it is! Here's my first and only ukulele written song!