Torture To Me

Lost my luggage on our trip to key west Fought the whole way about the stupid GPS Booked the wrong day so we couldn't check in We went walking in the rain and it wasn't in a cute way And the worst fucking part Is you were there for it all You complained from the start And then you left me at that bar I got drunk enough to say that I'd rather sit for hours at the DMV I'd rather pull out every single one of my teeth Lose a winning ticket to the lottery Than think about what we used to be I'd rather run into traffic Than think about you acting On your narcissistic tendencies Might be a little masochistic, Hell, least I'm not sadistic 'Cause every single thought of you is torture to me Called to say you ain't been feeling your best I mean yeah dude, what'd you expect? You're worse than a mess, calling me and not your friends I bet it's 'cause they all left And I hate to kick you while you're down But there's no better time than now And I've been dying to get this out I'd rather sit for hours at the DMV I'd rather pull out every single one of my teeth Lose a winning ticket to the lottery Than think about what we used to be I'd rather run into traffic Than think about you acting On your narcissistic tendencies Might be a little masochistic, Hell, least I'm not sadistic 'Cause every single thought of you is torture to me Hangnails, paper cuts, drunk fights, sucker punch Stubbed toes, broken nose, stepping on a lego I can handle pain I'm not one to complain But when I see your face I'd rather sit for hours at the DMV I'd rather pull out every single one of my teeth Lose a winning ticket to the lottery Than think about what we used to be I'd rather run into traffic Than think about you acting On your narcissistic tendencies Might be a little masochistic, Hell, least I'm not sadistic 'Cause every single thought of you Yeah every single thought of you Every single thought of you Is torture to me