It's Christmas

I'm sorry that I made your friend cry But her ideas about being gay are quite honestly wildly offensive I really think you could find a better friend than Some bitch who has every single intent To take your god damn rights away but all the same It's really none of my business and also it's Christmas And we all need somebody to grab coffee with While we drive underneath tunnels of twinkling lights So I get it I'm sorry to be the one to say But no body makes it out of this unscathed Honestly friends of friends are vicious They steal the show so we just watch reruns We'll get the shit kicked out of us Two minutes in to Love Actually but all the same It's really none of their business and also it's Christmas And we all need someone to be a hand to hold While we sigh underneath curses while sipping our wine So I get it I'm sorry that I can't let it be There's just some things I can't let them go they seem honestly wildly dramatic Like when I made mom walk off in a huff Because I said god damn it too much But she voted twice for trump so f*ck it and all the same It's really none of my business and also it's Christmas And we all need some family to pour the drinks While we try underneath mistletoe to make things right So I get it