Lo and Behold

There's the girl  Who would never ever fall in love Not til Hell freezes over And pigs fly up above Clichéd nonsense, blue sky thinking, Small talk, and dressing up Are not her cup of tea All in a day's work She's busy burning candles on both ends Ain't got time for sappy soft spots So she's been nonchalant root and branch When out of the blue He has entered the scene Soon they're hitting it off  And oh, what do these feelings mean? She's trying to turn a blind eye toward What her story has in store Lo and behold The cat's got her tongue This guy's blown her away Leaving her in a fog She is at the wheel no more He is of the first water  Of all those she's known There's icicles in hell And pigs have flown Her world has turned upside down Lo and behold Romance has been all Greek to her So all of this is clear as mud She is a fish out of water Though emotion is consuming her like a flood Why did Renaissance man Have to come and awaken her heart She can't deny that he's caught her eye Cause her composure is falling apart She keeps finding more traits to admire While they get on like a house on fire Lo and behold They are joined at the hip This guy's blown her away Why can't she get a grip? She is at the wheel no more He's the cat's pajamas And they are on the same page And she is so engaged In all he has to say He's turned her world upside down Lo and behold Lo and behold Falling head over heels has been  A double-edged sword She once had her ducks in a row But now the ball's in his court This former master of fate Has found herself pacing the floor Well, that's the way the cookie crumbles  Back to the drawing board Roses are red  And violets are blue She's got a lot on her plate But she's thinking of you Love's not as clichéd and daft as she once thought Through changing seasons, She's weathered the storm, and She sees silver lining In how she's transformed She's glad that you've turned her world upside down Lo and behold