Wheebing's Theme

There was once a man A very important man let's call him Wheebing Now Nobody quite cared for this man or even knew he existed Until one day he wrapped himself all up in aluminum foil and became a nuclear bomb The detonation killed trillions The location, a seaside resort in Sawpit Colorado Home to other important men such as Guillermo The loss of these men's lives, among the thirty three.four trillion other humans in the Area, resulted In a galactic catastrophe of unfathomable proportions Yes you heard me right Darth Vader has nothing on this Sucker Emcee Anyways, back to the evening news This same Wheebing man, Once described by his lover as Indomitable as a goliath, but with the feet of a ballet dancer Take no risks you can't lose Take no risks, with a rude fool Are you in or are you out Wheebing's going to make you shout With his grimy hands and knees Eating bowls of sand and fleas Dirty schemes with dirty minds Wheebing's spout has gone up dry Take no risks, you can't lose Take no risks with a rude fool Are you in or are you out Wheebing's going to make you shout Living out the father's sin Killing native colonies We will make you cream and make you scream From Wheebing's secret evil dreams Wheebing will be getting in your head Slit your throat and you'll know you're dead Even if can survive that attack He will flip you over and stab you in the back He's stolen the bones From all the dinos of old He keeps a secret you see The secrets of a baby The baby holds the key Past the door, you will find Among the bastard surprise The finest juice and wine Take no risks, you can't lose Take no risks with a rude fool Are you in or are you out Wheebing's going to make you shout Musky rat with no hair Ghouls and goblins everywhere Tearing down, walls, so thin Wheebing's going to eat your kids Many people They despise the wheebster Stupid dummies can't tell meat from cleaver Shooting bullets and put it in a geezer Got knocked out, woke up in his freezer He's stolen the bones From all the dinos of old He keeps a secret you see The secrets of a baby The baby holds the key Past the door you will find Among the bastard surprise The finest juice and wine