Let me Uberize

Meet Boris the Badger accountant by trade Got laid off last month now his spirit's decayed Beetle grub bills stackin' high like a tower He needs a solution needs cash by the hour Then he saw it the sign 'twas a Hare in a car "Uber Hare! Get paid to just drive real far!" Boris the accountant turned makeshift chauffeur Swappin' spreadsheets for squirrels who need a gopher Don't give me rights! (Let me "uberize"!) I gotta pay my bills! (Let me "uberize"!) I want to drive! (Let me "uberize"!) You're laws just a´int wise! (Let me "uberize"!) Slotheria's finest those owls so astute Passed a new law it's a legislative loot! Minimum wage! Paid in honey badgers of course Mandatory tea breaks? This law's gettin' worse! Acorns polished each week what a brilliant affair But what about customers? Who'll take 'em there? The Hares are revoltin' a rumble from below They ain't takin' this nonsense their anger will grow Don't give me rights! (Let me "uberize"!) I gotta pay my bills! (Let me "uberize"!) I want to drive! (Let me "uberize"!) You're laws just drive me wild! (Let me "uberize"!) Boris the accountant is now in a plight The law that should help is dimmin' his light App takin' the cash legislators a'hoardin' Badgers like Boris get left with the burden Secret Hare meetings whisperin' in the night They're formin' a union preparin' to fight Covert code phrases grass for a fare This Hare rebellion? Slotheria ain't aware! Don't give me rights! (We all "uberize"!) I gotta pay my bills! (We all "uberize"!) I want to drive! (We all "uberize"!) You're laws just drive me wild! (We all "uberize"!) We all uberize (hey yeah) We all uberize (common common) We all uberize (for my love) We all uberize (for my baby) We all uberize (let´s go) We all uberize (for my food) We all uberize (huh huh) We all uberize (for my mom) We all uberize (for my dad) We all uberize (for my paramour) We all uberize (for my parrot) We all uberize We all uberize We all uberize We all uberize We all uberize