Addicted To You

You won't find me drinking Hard liquor, or stinking With cigarette holes in my clothes. I don't like to gamble So I buy Glen Campbell. It's safer that way, heaven knows. I don't do much eating Or calorie cheating So cheese cake and Twinkies won't do When I need to have it It must be a habit And I'm so addicted to you Addicted to you Addicted to you I don't fool with ladies In bright red Mercedes Easy as Mrs. Smith's pies I don't buy subscriptions For doctor's prescriptions To keep me on Valium highs You never will see me In front of the TV With Monday Night Football in view I know it ain't moral To go through withdrawal But I'm so addicted to you Addicted to you Addicted to you Now when I'm much older My pulse beating slower And temperature starting to fall There'll be no complaining The time I'm remaining Knowing that we had it all And someday in heaven I'll roll me a "seven" And browse through a Playboy or two But not for a minute Will my soul be in it I'll still be addicted to you Addicted to you Addicted to you Addicted to you