Elves On Strike

It's Christmas Eve and the elves are on strike And Santa Claus is dead Death by asphyxia GO! Dog ate the ham The Sauna burned down Rudolph broke his leg I guess I'll be hitching a ride Just hold my hand Forget the plastic gifts The elves are on strike Just hold my hand Forget the plastic gifts The elves are on strike Just hold my hand Forget the plastic gifts The elves are on strike (elves on strike) Just hold my hand Forget the plastic gifts The elves are on strike (elves on strike) Just hold my hand Forget the plastic gifts The elves are on strike (elves on strike) Just hold my hand Forget the plastic gifts The elves are on strike