So So Blue

My sweet darlin', she loved me so My sweet darlin' took all I owned My sweet baby, she took all my weed Now I'm sober, eatin' sauerkraut My pookie, she walked right out All my feelings flood right out I hate the taste of sauerkraut I need my kids to call me back I have a tingle in my ball sack Sitting in a puddle of pee I lost my glasses, I can't see I need some lovin', please help me I want my dog back, please, please, please She took the kids, my red truck too Now I'm feelin' so, so blue The sheriff asked me, what's your name I looked and said, McGregor Usain He could see I was in pain He told me, boy, don't worry Let me tell you my little story There was a boy, his name was Christian So then I catfished him The one day, I came and finished him From that day on, I've always missed him And you see, gay is good So go ahead and show me your wood I'll let you out of this speeding ticket After we're finished, you can have a biscuit As you can see, I'm so, so blue And I don't have a clue Why she left me, but I'm not mad Cause now I think guys are bad