Behind Bars

You never thought I'd do it, you never say it comingBut it happened and they caught you in the actI used you for a set-up I used you for a decayAnd you fool: you went and fell into the trapYou took me for an ally but I knew you were an enemyYou got what you deserved because I'm shrewdYou knew I was an expert in the art of pulling rip-offsBut you never dreamed I'd put the heat on youI took the cash: you took the fallYou get arrested: I had a ballYou went to jail: I stole your carI'm having fun while you're behind the barsYou tried to tell the cops but they laugh right in your faceBut now they're gonna throw the book at youTough lesson for a rookie but they caught you with the cookieAnd now your brief carreer as thief is throughI'm the master scammer while they threw you in the slammerI was in your car and made my getawayI'm counting tens and twenties, yeah, I'm counting all our moneyAnd you know I'm gonna spend it all todaySo if you wanna pull a heist you'd better get some good adviceBefore you meet another creep like meDon't really think you like your cell, I think you'd rather be in hellBut now I know the art of running freeI know you really hate me and I know you wanna waste meBut I also know you're smarter than you lookSo when they do parole you and you think you're on a rollYou'd better think before I bait another hook(For you)