Horizontal Departure

And you said you'd never leave meIn fact you said you'd be my only oneAnd I said you'd never glean me, babyFor things you do when you are only having funYou said you'd cry a riverI thought you meant you'd cry a river of tearsYou'd rather die than live without me, babyBut little girl, you're so insincereYou know you count your blessingsBut now I find that you were counting sheep, counting sheepAnd then I try to court your feelingsI caught your eye and then you caught my cheekAll the things must come to fruit nowAnd there you stood so proud the apple of my eyeYou said you'd never leave me babyBut little girl, that's the reason whyWhoa - that's why I have to leave you all aloneWhoa - that's why you have to leave me all aloneLet's go collect our prize nowSo entertaining we were number one, number oneThe judge is hypnotised nowBut after all we both been fooled for so damn longSo face the crowd and take a bow now, bow now'Cause one more time and it will all be done'Cause I must leave the show to you now babyMy last performance has just begunWhoa - that's why I have to leave you all aloneWhoa - that's why you have to leave me all alone --Stop and think for a minute, babyAs they bring the curtain downAnother break, then another maybeThe choice will not be foundI taught you style, the ducking and the weavingWe were famous forAnd he is his, and he is yoursAnd you can take the floor, the floorWhoa - that's why I have to leave you all aloneWhoa - that's why you have to leave me all aloneI don't know - so you turned around and found another foolI don't know - so you turned around and found another --