Bum Like You

You're always up to no goodYour finger's in my cookie jarYou can have my checkbook visa and my mastercard tooAin't no price too high for what you doYou could be my dogI could post your bailbonds when cash was tightWe could fall in loveI could be the apple of your eyeLet's do it right nowMy new favorite thing to doIs wastin' my time on a bum like youMy new favorite thing to doIs wastin' my time on a bum like youYour car's a dump and you're brokebut that's all rightI never liked them fancy guysYou don't even look good, god it ain't rightbut you're starry eyed and out of sightYou could fall apartI would post your bailbonds when cash was tightWe could fall in loveI could be the apple of your eyeLet's do it right nowMy new favorite thing to doIs wastin' my time on a bum like youMy new favorite thing to doIs wastin' my time on youYou're always up to no goodyou catch on like a bonfireEvery single worn out line is shiny and newI never met a sweeter liarYou could be my kingI would knit you mittens and make you pieWe could fall in loveI could be the apple of your eyeTake the vcrTake the keys to my housethe keys to my carI don't need it no moreCause you gave me the keys to your heart