Memphis Rain

A sweaty mess lay panting next to Jodie He saw the clock and had to go So he found his clothes and put his khakis on His shirt was almost buttoned when he noticed The red stain on his collar Where his secretary's lipstick don't belong "Oh shit" he said "I can't let Stacy see this" And there's no time to wash the stain 'Cause Stacy should be home before too long "Well I guess that I can blame it on a mugger" And just like that his clothes were off again And in a frenzy he was gone And so he ran home naked in the Memphis rain While Jodie stayed at home and washed away the stain A fucking pain and he's to blame He ran as raindrops trickled down his cheekbones He wondered if the neighbors' kids Could see the naked man as he ran by He reached his home exhausted cold and nervous He stepped inside his house and called his wife And he awaited her reply And now his hardwood floors were soaked in Memphis rain Too bad he'd just paid out the ass to get them stained A fucking pain and he's to blame He stepped into the shower and he pondered "I wonder where could Stacy be? She said that she'd be home by dinner time" He shrugged relieved his sins had gone unnoticed And figured when his Stacy got back home That everything would be just fine While Stacy ran home naked in the Memphis rain Because her dumbass neighbor left a nasty stain A fucking pain and he's to blame