Why Does This Stuff Always Happen to Me?

Are you ready? Are you ready now? Let's go You say stop when I'm ready to go I wanna hear yes but you tell me no I say please and you say maybe Why does this stuff always happen to me But I don't mind I don't really mind It's just a sign of the times I work two jobs but I'm still broke You never laugh when I make a joke Your friends think I can get in the sea Why does this stuff always happen to me Why does this stuff always happen to me Goin' round and round and round and round Goin' round and round and round and round Goin' round and round and round and round Goin' round and round and stop Bass Guitar Aw yeah OK SMB, lay me down some blues Watch me now You wanna get down when I'm too tired You wanna chill out when I'm too wired Tried to read your moods but I can't see What do you think when you think about me Don't answer that - play your guitar Take one step forward and three steps back Can't get ahead when I'm losing track I get lost en route from A to B Why does this stuff always happen to me Why does this stuff always happen to me Why does this stuff always happen to me It don't just occur naturally So why does this stuff always happen to me