American Idol

Look at how they look at me now Attention gonna boost my esteem Lost about a million pounds And god I look so good on tv Make me pretty and orange So I can f*ck the tourists In these parts there ain't no shortage for schneef And when it rains it's pouring Can't help with all my whoring Got a fever hiding all over me Lu-lull me to sleep with a xanny Come now, who's your daddy Pop an addy when we land at the scene And yeah I cheat, what of it Everybody does it But I'm glad it's never happened to me Welcome to the valley, where nothing is real Welcome to the valley, nobody care how ya feel Look at how they look at me now Attention gonna boost my esteem Lost about a million pounds And god I look so good on tv Oh I love it Oh I really want it Can I touch it Can I have it for keeps (So pretty) Make me pretty and orange So I can f*ck the tourists In these parts there ain't no shortage for schneef And when it rains it's pouring Can't help with all my whoring Got a fever hiding all over me Lu-lull me to sleep with a xanny Come now, who's your daddy Pop an addy when we land at the scene And yeah I cheat, what of it Everybody does it But I'm glad it's never happened to me Welcome to the valley, where nothing is real Welcome to the valley, nobody care how ya feel