Spoiler Alert

Spoiler alert (spoiler alert, alert, alert) (Alert, alert) spoiler alert (Alert) spoiler alert Alert (Are you ready kids?) Yo Spoiler alert (alert, alert, alert, alert) Spoiler alert I watch pirate movies before they have come out Then pull out my phone and begin typing down I write about the ending and all about the plot Then post to every forum and onto every blog Down at the bottom in tiny, tiny words I'll be sure to announce (spoiler alert) I can't remember when I've had a more pleasant day (Alert, alert, alert, alert, alert, alert) (Spoiler alert, alert, alert, alert, alert) (Alert, alert) spoiler alert (Alert, alert, alert, alert, alert, alert) Spoiler alert Spoiler alert When people read my comments They really lose their minds Screaming through their keyboards With threats upon my life They must think I'd be frightened And sitting here in fear But really, I'm here smiling And feeding on their tears So just to add some insult To injury and hurt I tell them, "It's your own fault" (Spoiler alert) (Alert, alert, alert, alert, alert, alert) (Spoiler alert) (Alert, alert, alert, alert) And I'm not a troll, I'm not a troll (Alert) Spoiler alert