The Boy

Folx, you thought jealousy was a bitch Well, here at this heartbreak hotel, you better know that tonight is about the boy This goes out to the boy Here comes the boy Welcome to your fucking mess Darling, I know you're in love With someone new, congrats two On your honeymoon It's long been overdue I'll let the boy handle the rest I swear I'm fucking blessed I don't clean and drive your mess I'm far away from it, all your stupid Little shit But as of late I know some things About the boy You put it in the back of your mind I hope you feel okay with what you get into Just because he's 6'7 Doesn't make him a 10 Yes he likes his bang But did he ever have tang Yea he's your Evan Hansen And committed transgressions The red flags are there You'll waste your time Here comes the boy Hello there boy You take care of her Better than before On second thought, let's turn the page And spotlight just for you Cause that's what you want, you're an actor, aren't you Played the part of someone desperate For a friend or two, you wanted connections When really you wanted my girl and that's okay But cut the brakes, we thought we figured it out non monogamous three and a half years later Didn't mean you had to come over all the fucking time Its a semi-charmed life of ironies and woes Now she makes excuses For someone abusive too He was abrasive and hit his Ex in the parking lot He initiated a feeling that Came close to rape for me And I hope you're tortured To sleep at night, from my Inebriated ride Here comes the boy Hello there boy You take care of her Better than before Ladies, gentlemen, fellows beyond the binary We thank you for staying with us at the heartbreak hotel and we'd like to welcome you to the desolate kingdom