America's Number One Surrogate Boyfriend

Lookin' for the real thing Something to commit to I know I'm not the same thing Just someone to relate to Now I can give you long nights Then I can give you fun But I can't give you everything I know I'm not the one Lookin' for a good time In the mean time I understand Woah oh oh oh You're lookin' for a good nigh Almost every night Then I'm your man Cause I'm America's Number one Surrogate Boyfriend Doesn't have to be real If you know it's gonna end America's Number one Surrogate Boyfriend Doesn't have to be real If you know it's gonna end Yeah it's gotta end sometime I know I shouldn't love you But knowing doesn't help I know that you don't love me And I hate how hard I fell If I told you that I needed you If I wrote it in a song It wouldn't make a difference You're already moving on Lookin' for a good time In the mean time I understand Woah oh oh oh You're lookin' for a good night Almost every night Then I'm your man Cause I'm America's Number one Surrogate Boyfriend Doesn't have to be real If you know it's gonna end America's Number one Surrogate Boyfriend Doesn't have to be real If you know it's gonna end Yeah it's gotta end sometime You're lookin' for a good time In the mean time I understand You're lookin' for a good night Almost every night Then I'm your man Woah oh oh oh Woah oh oh oh Woah oh oh oh Woah oh oh oh America's Number one America's Number one