It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year

It's the most nonsense time of the year They gave me a special, they said, "It would test well" As if I had fear It's the most nonsense time of the year It's the ho, ho-ho-iest special of all The champagne is bubbling Entendres are doubling When I deck your halls It's the ho, ho-ho-iest special of all There'll be songs all crescendoing, hot innuendoing Dancers who flex and keep time There'll be wit for the smarties And you know the best part is it's all on Netflix's dime No, seriously, they told me I could have an unlimited budget As long as I go viral, so I'm gonna break the set just to do it (My leg) he'll be fine It's the most nonsense time of the year If you're hot and you're young And your stocking's well hung By the chimney with care It's the most nonsense time of the year There'll be singing and jesting, celebrity guesting Huge packages under the tree I'll be playing my bangers with elf doppelgängers So please, please, please have faith in me There are comedy specials and there are music specials And there are holiday specials But who does musical comedy holiday specials? A lot of people But do those specials have celebrity guests? Yes, they do Everyone with a musical comedy holiday specials does them With celebrity guests and this is one of those There'll be divas so stunning and seasonal punning And costumes in red and in green You can watch with your aunties I might mention panties But don't fret, it's TV-14 Which means I'm allowed to say, "F*ck," three times F*ck Ah, just one left Anyways Here we are We've arrived at my set, isn't this cute? It's exactly what my house looked like growing up A tree, three walls, and a live studio audience It's the most nonsense time of the year Well, I've learned all my blocking So please stuff my stocking with holiday cheer It's the most nonsense time Yes, it's the most nonsense time What's a third really good rhyme? Of the year You're in luck I've trimmed my tree just for you Let's start the show