What Do I Get My Brother-In-Law?

My mom loves her purse, daddy loves his telescope Sammy loves his spy kit, Peter loves his jump rope Ooh, yeah My sister Amy gets a bike, brother gets a tambourine And Amy's husband, Dave, gets a, uh, pass My mom loves cashmere, my father loves photography And Amy's husband, Dave, loves Amy Giving gifts fills me with joy Wrapping up each little toy Eyes so brightly ooh and ah Now what do I get my brother-in-law? Hey, you haven't given me anything yet Right Sammy is a whiz at math, Peter is an athlete Amy's an adventurer and her husband Dave I don't really know a lot about I think he mentioned baseball Is cash faux pas? Maybe he likes IPA's Who is my brother-in-law? Giving gifts fills me with joy Wrapping up each little toy Eyes so brightly ooh and ah What the- do I get my brother-in-law? I like food and I like pants And I like blue and I like music And I like sports Okay I got you a journal and your new perfume I'm not gonna give you a gift until you give me one Who is this man? What does he do? I've known him ten years and I don't have a clue Ooh, yeah So what? He just hands out? Yeah, when he's not at work What's his job again? Oh, I forget Giving gifts fills me with joy Wrapping up each little toy Eyes so brightly ooh and ah Seriously what the hell do I get him? Here is a shaving kit, here is a bracelet And for my brother-in-law A phone charger I love it, I always needed one of these You're so interesting Where did you get this? You're like a genius You're really something special, Sabrina, may I hug you? Yeah, okay You really made this awesome Christmas, I really care about you Honey, stop hugging my sister Oh, I'm sorry about that What the f*ck do I get my brother-in-law?