No Trophies

I've been here before, standing on this stage again You said she's everything I'm not, you said she's what you want instead I know I shouldn't give up, but I just don't like my odds You keep giving me "I'm sorry"s and "we weren't in the cards" And I put on my best dress and my finest duds, still you can't tear your eyes off of her I sang my heart out and twirled my fans but you don't like nothing I ever offer And so what I'm not blond and fair and sweet And so what I'm not the kindest bird you ever could meet But I'm here baby, been here it's true Don't that mean a thing, a goddamn thing to you I'm sitting pretty Waiting for you to come get me But you won't (but you won't) That's the end (that's the end) I keep on losing every beauty pageant (La da da da da da da do) I try so hard But I can't win your heart So that's it (so that's it) That's the end (that's the end) I keep on losing every beauty pageant (La da da da da da da do) I'm no sore loser baby, I know runner-up ain't bad But only winners get to hold you, and you don't look at losers like that (like that) I don't know what I thought would be different this time You really must love her and you're not one to change your mind (but you're mine) Still I put on my high heels and goddamn they hurt but I never could fill her shoes I'm not your beauty queen or your princess, no, all I am is your lovesick fool (lovesick fool) But so what if I got it this bad for you Yeah, so what if I'm never playing it cool 'Cause I'm here baby, and the night's not done So quit looking at her like she's already won I'm sitting pretty Waiting for you to come get me But you won't (but you won't) That's the end (that's the end) I keep on losing every beauty pageant (La da da da da da da do) I try so hard But I can't win your heart So that's it (so that's it) That's the end (that's the end) I keep on losing every beauty pageant (La da da da da da da do) (No trophies, no trophies, no trophies for me, no trophies) (No trophies, no trophies, no trophies for me, no trophies) (hey, uh-huh, alright, okay) (No trophies, no trophies, no trophies for me, no trophies) (yeah) (No trophies, no trophies, no trophies for me, no)