Sucking off Santa

HO HO HO! If you've been not so nice this year Then you might fear the worst A Christmas tree so plain and bare No gifts yielded from your work Well, I'll tell you something you can do That'll surely set things right The white-haired man, he needs some love So you'd best make it tonight He sees you when you sleep So he's already got you beat So don't put no fight He's a man who's got his needs Who'll get off on your pleads No other service will suffice Get down on your knees By the lights and Christmas tree If you don't, your family will cry And suck off Santa Sucking off Santa Sucking off Santa Sucking off Santa! Now that you've had your"Santa Sauce" The hour's nearly here The dawn has come, the children run So swiftly down those stairs The looks of horror 'pon their face To see what you have done Santa turns and licks his lips"It's time for little ones" He's a twisted little freak Who's always prayed upon the weak And now it's too late to run A compulsion and a need On young meat he's gotta feed The smell of fear is like a drug They get down on their knees A jolly man they need to please And you watch with tears in your eyes As they suck off Santa Get down on your knees By the lights and Christmas tree Don't matter if you're naughty or nice Time to give this year Face-full of Christmas cheer From sucking off Santa Sucking off Santa Sucking off Santa Sucking off Santa! How was that, daddy?