Sleeping on the Floor

You've got no money for taxi's Spent the money on drink and drugs Now that the party is over the sofa's taken you're on the floor You look around for a corner, a corner you can call your own Get into position, get a good position If you truly are my friend please please give me a bed though I really don't mind sleeping on the floor You wake up with a back ache, your hair's in knots the phone's just rung You creep out to the toilet to see the creases on your face Went to sleep with your clothes on, went t'sleep with your boots on Used a towel for a pillow, your eyes are red your neck is sore If you truly are my friend please please give me a bed though I really don't mind sleeping on the floor You dream of flying a jumbo jet, jumping off cliffs and not getting wet Or it's one of those dreams in which you get the girl of your dreams, if dreams are pets It's a beautiful horse or the face of a dear with it's mournful eyes shedding a tear That forms a river that runs into a sea, a sea without salt a sea without fear You just float to the bottom and sleep, you just float to the bottom and sleep You wake up with a head ache, you wake up with a back ache Went to sleep with your clothes on, went t'sleep with your boots on If you truly are my friend please please give me a bed though I really don't mind sleeping on the floor