My Big Dumb Apology Post

All my life, I've been drunk, stoned, or inept I merited little attention, as far as I recollect Then one late night, cross-faded, I DM'ed everyone I hated Now I'm writing, and despiting, my big dumb apology post Getting back together, baby, has left me high and bereft Like coming to some late-night party after everybody's left So later that night, all right, I Instagram my innermost Now I'm writing, all very unexciting, my big dumb apology post I'm sorry that I said that thing, I'm sorry for 0 carat engagement rings I'm sorry I'm so reclusive, but baby, you've turned out to be abusive I'm sorry for these Jesus thorns, but I'll never be sorry I was born Imagine boasting for signposting my big dumb apology to you