Work Sucks, Join the Union

Thanks for coming in today I was hoping we could sit down Look over your resume Your strengths your weaknesses and what you feel like you bring to this company Because we like to think of ourselves as a family We like to prioritize synergy And we like to make sure that above all else you have a good work life balance, As long as that balance is more work than life I'm such a professional you can find me crying in the back room honey All smiles up front my dear, I sold my care out for the money Don't let them see you down, it's bad for the company line You're so replaceable it's hardly worth the fight Kill your boss and take his job Don't need another reference Set a fire in HR You're waiting on your severance They'll never pay for our lives There must be better ways to survive My pain, their gain, it's really all the same They'll play their games, don't wanna take the blame They'll burn us out, don't care who they take down We'll quit out loud they don't care any how Someone call the union there are labor laws they're violating Someone call the union there are labor laws they're violating Let's join the union there are labor laws they're violating Let's join the union there are labor laws There's labor laws, there's labor laws, there's labor laws, there's labor laws, there's labor laws, there's labor laws, there's labor laws F*ck you