But He's Not My Dad

My mom left my dad Like 5 years ago And it sucked real bad But little did I know That things would get worse When she brought home Greg The frickin guy drives a hearse And says weird shit on the reg But he's not my dad But he's not my dad But he's not my dad, he's just a stupid guy named Greg But he's not my dad But he's not my dad But he's not my dad, he's just a piece of crap named Greg I want my mom to leave Greg this Christmas I want my mom to leave Greg this Christmas I want my mom to leave Greg this Christmas From the bottom of my heart I want my mom to leave Greg this Christmas I want my mom to leave Greg this Christmas I want my mom to leave Greg this Christmas From the bottom of my heart He always hogs the remote Brings my fun to a halt He isn't registered to vote I guess this is all his fault He calls me squirt Frickin owns a canoe Tells me to play in the dirt And other bullshit to do But he's not my dad But he's not my dad But he's not my dad, he's just a freakin douche named Greg But he's not my dad But he's not my dad No he's not my dad, he's just a piece of crap named Greg I want my mom to break his legs this Christmas I hope she feeds him rotten eggs this Christmas Torture him until he begs this Christmas From the bottom of my heart I want my mom to murder Greg this Christmas Rip out his little beating heart this Christmas Frickin light his ass on fire this Christmas From the bottom of my heart CUZ HE'S NOT MY DAD!