Dog Day

I love you so I went and took a gun in a bank Nine hostages the federal reserve I know it's kinda hard to get the blood stain out But your mother kinda got on my nerves And if I'm in handcuffs it's just because I love you And if I'm behind bars it's just because I love you I love you so I drove to Number 10 in a tank Nobody's going to bully my girl I thought that I was on for something more than a thanks To suggest otherwise is frankly absurd Because no one's better than me girl Better than me (You can bet your bottom dollar) That no one's better than me Please? Please? We can take it slow? In the cold light of day it hits me That I'm just a piece of shit And everything I say or do Brings shame to my dead relatives Oh man ignorance is bliss I'm back in the room You're my one phone call And it's rough when you don't pick up I've lost count of the number of apps you've got me blocked on And when we grow up You're Pretty Woman I'm Richard Gere And no I'm not comparing you to that profession I love you so I went and took a gun in a bank Nine hostages the federal reserve I thought that I was on for something more than a thanks 59 years with no chance of parole Still no one's better than me girl Better than me (Put your fucking house on it) That no one's better than me...