Piggy

I got a lover, lets me love her One standing order at a time Says the money's for her brother But these days he seems to be just fine Wake up smell the underwear Is there an elephant in the room? But it's her birthday I guess it's only fair Refresh the wishlist and I click the perfume Christmas fishnets and the elf costume She lets me cuddle in a muzzle When I'm her good boy in the cage for awhile This credit card can flex some muscle Can't put a price on that smile If I could bottle this feeling up Then by lunch I'd be a millionaire If this was more I'd only mess things up I got a hunch that maybe life ain't fair I look online and you ain't there I'm wearing nothing but a collar In a basement on my lunch break in town They're gonna focus on their thesis I'll scroll old messages for meaning If and when we get back speaking An extra hundred and she'll rate my penis What a time to be alive... I got a lover, lets me love her...